Exorcising Your Ex: How to Get Rid of the Demons of Relationships Past

Are you hurting from a recent breakup? Still pining for a guy you dated ten years ago? Here are surefire ways to demolish those demons of loves past -- and still maintain your dignity and sense of humor.
This hilarious and eminently helpful collection of real-life tricks and techniques is like no other book of its kind. With cutting-edge wit. Elizabeth Kuster presents tried-and-true solutions from dozens of women who have survived the trauma of breaking up -- clever (or desperate) methods for getting over guys who, for some silly reason, think they can live without you. In this book, you'll find
An exclusive equation to help you recalculate your post-breakup recovery time.
How not to make your current boyfriend pay for what your ex did to you.
What to do with the ratty bathrobe your ex left hanging in your closet.
On-target lists of movies, books, and songs appropriate for each phase.
Quick fixes, harmless revenge tactics, and much, much more!

These sassy tales from the trenches will help you get over nagging negative memories quickly, effectively, painlessly. And failing that, they'll give you a few cheap laughs.

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By Rachel (Marlton, NJ) · ★★★★★ · February 25, 2010
I recommend this book to any female currently going through a breakup or who has ever gone through a breakup. This book is a fun loving, laugh out loud grab reality by the balls breakup survival guide. Once I picked up this book I could not put it down. This book sends out a message that you are... ...more
By Jeannie (Pensacola, FL) · ★★★★☆ · September 01, 2011
I really enjoyed this book but that could be because....I am going through a nasty divorce as I write this OR it could be because some of the advice in this book is solid and very helpful OR it could be because it made me laugh many many times. This author was hilarious but yet I caught the under... ...more
By Melissa (Pittsburg, KS) · ★★★★★ · March 07, 2008
This is the greatest break-up book of all time. I had to read it twice back-to-back in 2002, as I had two consecutive--and painful!--breakups. I credit this book as being the only thing that could really cheer me up (and make my emotional reaction to said break-ups feel normal). I actually always... ...more
By Corey (Bedford, TX) · ★★★★★ · May 20, 2009
This book is an ABSOLUTE MUST read for women going through heartbreak. When you feel like crying, it will make you get out all feelings of anger and find a way to laugh at the entire situation! I've had this on my shelf for years and read it over and over until I married! ...more
By Chelsea (The United States) · ★★★★☆ · June 15, 2007
A fun and funny look at getting over past relationships. ...more
By Anna (The United States) · ★★★★★ · August 27, 2012
How arrived: bought at Barnes and Noble
Why I picked it up: basically read half of it in the bookstore, knew I needed it
Expectations: high
Stars: five

This book is wonderful, despite its terrible title, trashy cover, and scary author picture. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of three and a half... ...more